I'll give you $5,000 if you lead me to a great East Village apartment

Moving soon? Or know someone who is?
We all know how hard it is to find a great apartment in New York. Rather than pay a broker, I'll pay you $5,000 if you lead me to one.
What I'm looking for in an apartment
Studio or one bedroom below 23rd street
Less than $3k/month
Lots of light
Old school charm/classic building
Ideally, rent controlled or rent stabilized
Ideally, on a street rather than avenue
Tell me about the apartment
Really, it's that simple. I'll reach out to you soon and figure out if the apartment is right for me.
It could be your apartment, a friend's, or just a nice spot in your building. If I wind up renting it, I'll pay you that $5k reward. Just to be totally clear, I can only pay you the money if I actually get the apartment and wind up living in it. Submitting an apartment isn't a binding agreement, we just have to trust each other here. Thanks for understanding!
Thank you for sending in an apartment!
Here's hoping this crazy experiment works. Either way, I'll be reaching out shortly!